Astrology Watch: Gemini

You will be alert today, Gemini! But remember to bring out the BAD TWIN on the pretense of being in a “fog” so you can innocently and merrily stomp on the toes of others while going about your business for the next 24 hours. And anyway, who really gives a shit who you demolish? Not you! It’s time the rest of the world learned that YOUR daily schedule is hectic enough without hundreds of ugly, un-pedicured feet getting in YOUR way – always holding you up in your race to “what’s NEXT”!

Besides, most of the cretins who will be mowed down by the “twins” today deserve it! Admit it – aren’t there at least one or two idiots who have irritated you long enough with their “turtle’s crawl” pace and stupid questions? Use your nervous and irritable mood to your advantage and pull a “Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde” on them, get them all flustered and scared – this will keep them off balance. THEN in a “coup DE grace” move, remind them it is YOU who are important, not the rest of the LOSERS. For that extra added touch, SMILE, then tell them to FUCK OFF!