Astrology watch: TAURUS

taurus dump

OK Taurus-the-Bull, cut the crap. I know that one of your sign’s “positive traits” is that Taureans have a “fixed” outlook on life and the world. Although Taurus would like the rest of us to believe this means they have a ”stick to it-ness”, as far as making and meeting successful goals are concerned, it usually means something else:

It’s more than likely that your “fixed outlook” means that you are the 4th generation backwoods, product of a trailer park family tree that does not BRANCH, and are stuck in the traditional family rut. This usually also means that just like your Daddy before you, you AIN’T climbing out of this rut, and going anywhere upward, anytime soon.

But cheer up! This doesn’t mean that living life in an incestuous, smelly ditch has to be TOTALLY depressing. It is true that most Taureans do not possess the “accessibility to change” gene that has made some of the smarter zodiac signs millionaires. However, there are scattered reports, here and there, of some of you that have actually climbed out of your rut high enough to become gainfully employed – making enough, at least, to be able to afford your Marlboros and Yoo Hoos. And have done so all by yourselves!

Good places to start a career and realize this dream would be one stop gas shops, Wal Marts, or recycling centers. Go for the Gold Taurus, and one day it might be yours!


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Static
    Oct 26, 2013 @ 11:42:39

    Yowza. Good thing I’m NOT a taurus, ’cause that would suck!


  2. surveygirl46
    Oct 27, 2013 @ 15:17:52

    What sign are you Static? I may have a zodiac for YOU! (Seriously …


  3. Static
    Oct 27, 2013 @ 16:22:35

    Oh, goodie! I’m a gemini/cancer – aquarius rising. That should be loads of fun for you. 😀


  4. surveygirl46
    Oct 28, 2013 @ 13:56:26

    I actually have one for Gemini! I will post it by tomorrow…(so get ready…LOL)


  5. Agent 54a
    Dec 07, 2013 @ 18:35:41

    Yeah right! As a Taurus I am way too smart to be offended by a horoscope made by someone who isn’t bright enough to change her generic avatar.

    Have the best day you can with the little you were blessed with.


  6. surveygirl46
    Dec 08, 2013 @ 00:31:21

    Wow, if I didn’t see your picture and KNOW for a fact that you are, indeed, Agent 54a, I would have bet my life that my ex husband had somehow learned to read, write AND hurl semi-potent, quasi-intelligent insults – all in the same decade!


  7. Agent 54
    Dec 23, 2013 @ 21:49:25

    Merry Christmas!


  8. surveygirl46
    Dec 24, 2013 @ 03:36:37

    Merry Christmas to you!!!


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