Dating suggestions for aspiring Sugar Babies…

Wouldn’t this be a GREAT way for those women who want to be just like the late Anna Nicole Smith, to become “sugar babies”, but without the hassle of having to pretend to be in love, go through marriage or even (ewwww) having to SLEEP with Father Time?   If a gal plays her cards right, she could start – and end – her Sugar Baby career with just one “almost dead” fart.

The concept is simple really…all she would have to do is to go online and LOOK….(trust me, they are OUT there and waiting for someone just like HER)

Enjoy my prototype…

Meet Banana Peel Bachelor Number ONE..hundred


“Elvin” is 81 or 82, who knows?  Hell, Elvin is just OLD and he wants sex one more time BEFORE he kicks off.

AND he’s willing to pay BIG BUCKS to get it, or to at least THINK he got it, capice?   This means that even if he CAN’T get it up, or if his “date” happens to slip a little sedative into his 7 pm glass of Ovaltine and he “drifts” off to sleep –  not GETTING IT but thinking he did anyway – that “date” still gets paid.
This is the easiest DATE for any aspiring SUGAR DADDY Trainee to go on and make some cash at the same time.
And the best part is, it’s just like taking candy from a baby, or …well,  taking MONEY from Elvin!

4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Static
    Dec 26, 2010 @ 19:23:03

    Thanks to your article I got paid for just one “almost dead” fart.


  2. surveygirl46
    Dec 26, 2010 @ 20:04:56

    LOL glad you got paid – sometimes it’s hit or miss, especially if the Old fart doesn’t tell you when he is “checking out”…..


  3. Static
    Dec 26, 2010 @ 21:16:25

    Does it matter that I got paid in Geritol tablets?


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