A new Face Book Crap Gift for the religious types

This is for all those religious types that have Face Book pages and want to join the rest of us sinners sending Crap Gifts, but can’t.

Those certain holier than thou types who are  unable to even entertain the horrific thought of sending dead fish, an STD lip, or even a sock puppet to someone on their friends list,  as it goes against their RELIGION –  and all that is Holy.

The ones who somehow know that if they  participate the  normal way, they’ll be going to hell with the rest of us sinners.  And we can’t have that, can we?

But it isn’t really fair to leave them out of the fun of Crap gifts, is it?

No, it’s not. So, I have come up with an idea to combine the Crap Gifts of we common sinners with the piousness of those who love and follow our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ – and ram it down the throats of the rest of us, DAY after DAY after DAY…. 

And, I do this from the heart -  so all the Jimmy Swaggert, Al Sharptons, and  Tammy Faye Baker-wannabees can participate in sending crap gifts in their own personal – and Holy – sort of way, without fear of a firey brimstone retribution when they die.  (That is for the REST of us to bare…). 

So, without further ado, I give you the …..

HOLY CRAP! crap gift… 

holycrapjesus

What do you think? Will it fly at Church Bingo?

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. thinkinfyou
    Jul 30, 2010 @ 12:28:03

    You’re going to get your angel wings yet!

    Reply

  2. kathcom
    Aug 10, 2010 @ 22:57:18

    I just ran to your Facebook page to see if Crap Gifts exists. It does but I don’t want to download it if it’s not your version. That STD photo is going to give me nightmares and I want to share!

    Reply

    • surveygirl46
      Aug 11, 2010 @ 10:44:43

      Hey Kath, Thanks for the reply. I tried to make Jesus larger than life (which he is ) but am unable to figure out the new photochop. Don’t worry, there’s more crap to come LOL 🙂 That STD lip gives me the creeps too, but HERPES has been very good to me 🙂

      Reply

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