WTF is it? Does anyone want to buy it? I’m selling it for a good price…

Hello to all. I didn’t realize that I’d been away that long until I looked at the date on my calendar and realized that it’s been over a month since I bored anyone with my version of Tales from the Crypt. So here’s an update.

In an effort to keep myself OUT of the bondage of cubicle life once my unemployment runs out, I have taken on a venture to be an online seller of antiques. This wasn’t something that I decided for myself – it was one of those things where I became the owner of a bag of vintage jewelry that fell off a turnip truck one day. (literally) and since I live on the street where the every cops DON’T know you’re name – let’s just say it was easy to obtain.

Anyway, from that bag o’ jewelry I learned some things. First, I learned that I don’t know a lot about jewelry. I SWORE this looked real.

And so did some schmuck from Craigslist – who, luckily for him – flaked. But then I looked at the maker’s stamp inside the ring – I think it stands for IDIOT. SO, if anyone wants to buy it – I’ve knocked the price down to $10 from $200.

Secondly, I learned that SACK sells…

Not BALL sack, perverts – MONSAC – for 8.10 plus shipping..

A real GUCCI? For $15 dollars?

Then I learned when shopping at second hand stores, just because the “good stuff” is kept behind the glass counter, doesn’t mean it’s an actual GUCCI you bought…

You’ve just been FUCKYOU cheed…

But the very best thing I could learn, I learned from the victorian period – this is called a Sugar Caster. From researching it – is that it’s NOT a victorian DILDO (that was right on the EWWW list after URN)

I think that I would have had visuals for the rest of my life…

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10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. tjlubrano
    Feb 14, 2010 @ 16:56:21

    You are back!! Yayyy!! Did you sell a lot since you started?

    Ciao!!

    Reply

    • surveygirl46
      Feb 14, 2010 @ 22:10:33

      Hi TJ!~ Sorry, i should have kept in touch but I get tunneled visioned on projects – that’s stupid, I know. I have to get a “balance” even Todd says that LOL

      I have sold 4 items on Ebay so far. The problem I’m having is I have a couple of knock off designer purses that ALWAYS get kicked off (even though I clearly state they are KNOCKOFFS) because of the new rules all the selling sites have due to their buyers getting ripped off. But that’s ok – I’ll figure something out for the FUGOOOOCHI….LOL Miss you!

      Reply

  2. Woodsterman
    Feb 14, 2010 @ 19:36:03

    The expert purveyor of used articles you say. Well good luck with that.

    Long fucking time is right … I was going to delete you from my blog roll pretty soon. Now get to work and stop this disappearing.

    Reply

  3. surveygirl46
    Feb 14, 2010 @ 22:12:35

    The antiquing business is just a ruse – Todd’s been holding me as a sex slave in bondage…shit, I have to go…I think he’s back….

    How are you?;

    Reply

  4. FreakSmack
    Feb 15, 2010 @ 20:28:41

    I know people who do pretty well hitting up yard sales, buying cheap then reselling them on ebay, I guess it’s all about knowing what will sell.

    Glad to see you back, I thought the hood got you guys.

    Reply

  5. surveygirl46
    Feb 15, 2010 @ 22:43:59

    I already got my EBAY account suspended by trying to peddle Fluffster-porn (Todd SWORE it would sell) oh well…The HOOD will never get us – The IRS is another story though…LOL

    Reply

  6. thinkinfyou
    Feb 19, 2010 @ 01:40:07

    Reading your post,it was like you knew all the things I was thinking….I still think ball sacks would sell like hotcakes!!

    Reply

  7. thinkinfyou
    Feb 19, 2010 @ 13:30:42

    Seeing that ,SG, had me thinking…I buy only the BEST for my vag hole!

    Reply

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