Mr. Hankey Makes Improvements!

 

Some celebrities are SO annoying. Luckily, Mr. Hankey has agreed to once again aid me in my latest attempt in a campaign of smear as only The “Hank” knows how to do.  So,

ANNOYING CELEBRITIES, TAKE UP YOUR BEDS AND WALK. YOU ARE NOW HEALED! OF YOUR ANNOYINGNESS – THANKS TO “PASTOR” HANKEY…

 
CELEBITCHY NUMBER 1: JESSICACA SIMPSON
 
I like down to earth people. I can’t stand self-absorbed assholes who act like they’re doing people a favor by farting in their vicinity. True I’ve never met Jess, nor do I know anyone who has. But I’ve read the Enquirer stories – I know what bitchiness this celeb is capable of. Besides, she annoys ME. And in the long run, this being my blog and all, that’s all that matters. Mr. Hankey..DO YOUR MAGIC..
  
BEFORE:                                                                                                                                                                                
 
 
 
This picture makes me want to smash those phoney teeth in!
This picture makes me want to smash those phoney teeth in!

             AFTER:                                             

Ah...that's better.  Now the world will know her poop stinks as bad as ...Well, she's number 1 in that department! Give her an EMMY... Ah…that’s better. Now the world will know her poop stinks as bad as …Well, she’s number 1 in that department! Give her an EMMY…

                                                                               

LIFETIME TELEVISION REJECT #2:  DR. PHIL US FULL OF SHIT EVERY DAY AT 4

I’m normally rather tolerant of God’s “special” people – unless one of them shows up every afternoon to tell everyone ELSE what’s wrong with THEM.  He must not have a mirror AND he talks like Mr. Macky, the balloon-headed cartooncounselor on South Park.  Mmmmm K?  Mr. Hankey….go to town!

BEFORE:

The Potbelly calling the kettle black....

The Potbelly calling the kettle black....

 

 
 
 
Now we can all have an autographed picture of this piece of shit...

Now we can all have an autographed picture of this piece of shit...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 AFTER:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
CELEBRITY MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN UGLIER JACKIE GLEASON #3:  JOE C. O’DONNELL
  
I have no problem with someone being gay.  Except Rosie’s not exactly the team’s poster child of persuasion in this picture, is she?  She doesn’t make “being gay” even look pleasant; let alone happy!  There’s something about her in this photo that reminds me of a male bull dog on the rag.  Maybe it’s the fact that she tries to convince the world she’s a dude but she’s passive-agressively bitchy, just like a woman. Mr. Hankey – Can you help her turn that frown upside down?
  
BEFORE:
BITCHY and MANLY? What a conundrum that must be...

BITCHY and MANLY? What a conundrum that must be...

 
 
 
 
 
 
She look's a lot more feminine now..

Mr. Hankey managed to make EVEN Rosie look soft and feminine!

 
 

 

  
 
 

 

 AFTER:

 

 

 

Goodnite Boys and Girls!  

 

 hankeyfloater

 

 

   

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sameercampaign
    Jul 28, 2009 @ 15:29:51

    The third was quite an improvement i must say

    Reply

  2. thinkinfyou
    Jul 28, 2009 @ 19:54:53

    You made me a believer….Poop does make a lot of people look more appealing! Thank you ,Surveygirl!!

    Reply

  3. FreakSmack
    Jul 29, 2009 @ 05:19:49

    How dare you post a picture of my Orangutan like that and smear pooh all over his face!

    Reply

  4. surveygirl46
    Jul 29, 2009 @ 05:49:48

    LOL! I didn’t even think of that! Great come back…you have to admit, she/he/it looks a bit more friendly now…

    Reply

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