RE: HERPIES HOTTIES – Just Call Me DOCTOR SG46…

NOTE: It occurred to me as some people are STILL reading this post that I naturally assumed that everyone seeing this knows what the HELL this post is based on.  Here’s a short up to date:

I wrote a joke post – “Herpes Hotties” – a few weeks before this one.  It was a satire on STD dating sites that are springing up EVERYWHERE on the internet. I totally SPOOFED on it.  A week after that post was written, I noticed that a couple of “spammers” who advertised Silver Colloidal Cream had “picked up” (or webcrawled automatically etc) my post on Herpes Hotties and ADDED it to their spam website under “Other Related Blogs” to the serious medical condition of HERPES.  I couldn’t resist writing follow up posts.  THIS first post is my tribute to being “picked up” by a nationally acclaimed medical journal” blah blah blah and LOL….

 
 
 
 
The brilliant medical team who verified my amazing work!

The brilliant medical team who verified my amazing work!

Herpes (or a disco club, no one can tell the difference)

Herpes (or a disco club, no one can tell the difference)

 
  

  

  

  

  

  

Good Afternoon Colleagues, Fellow Students, Scientists of the Rocket, and all the rest of you Mere Mortals…

Upon waking this morning and turning on my computer in order to unleash more of my usual mental diarrhea  on the unsuspecting masses, I made a startling discovery!  Or rather, someone highly intelligent in the field of medicine, finally saw in all it’s glory, the Genius That Is ME! 

It turns out that a Google search of “Everything but the Furr” has discovered my work entitle “Be a Herpies Hottie or Date One”  and cataloged it, which proves that my extensive investigatory work into the deep and often mysterious condition of Herpes, and of course the unfortunate “Herpe’d”, has finally gotten the recognition it deserves.  It was published, without my knowledge, in a fine journal of modern medical technology called Colloidal-Silvers-Com.  I fully expect to be receiving a future  national award for this now globally acclaimed piece – maybe the Golden Globe Herpy.  Hmm..

Therefore, I thought it most prevalent to declare my future intentions towards my followers, the herpe’d, and my blog.  My blog is to go under a radical transformation starting today.  The format will contain NO more humor as I have now rid myself of a sense of one and joined the ranks of Pompass Ass – Let me tell you peons, it’s been a looong time coming.  In addition, my blog will no longer be called “Everything but the Furr”, instead, due to the urgent nature of the herpe’d and their right to remain happily herpied it will be renamed “Everything but the Cure”.

I have reproduced for my readers a copy of what the Google search produced, and an excerpt from the outstanding medical breakthrough article Prevent Herpes Outbreaks, and my mention.  Please read for yourselves and join me in my own rising awareness of How Great I Art..

  

Sincerely,

Doctor Survey Girl46, P.H.D.

No more applause is necessary ....

No more applause is necessary ....

  

 

  

  

  

ATTACHMENTS:  

GOOGLE SEARCH:

  
 
PREVENT HERPES OUTBREAKS
 
 24 Jun 2009 by Sandra Griggs
Herpes simplex is ready for Facebook | Mystery Rays from Outer Space; Be a Herpes Hottie or Date One… « EVERYTHING BUT THE FURR; Home remedy for herpes | TheSpiritualHealth.com; Health Blog.  http://colloidal-silvers.com/health/prevent-herpes-outbreaks/
 
  
AN EXCERPT FROM THE ARTICLE:
 
  
 
PREVENT HERPES OUTBREAKS
  
 
“There are eight known varieties of viruses that can cause herpes outbreaks but the occurrence of genital herpes is attributed to herpes simplex virus 1 and 2. These viruses cause common cold sores, chicken pox, various kinds of cancer, shingles, encephalitis, and cytomegalovirus. Here we will discuss how HSV1 and HSV2 can lead to herpes outbreaks”.

“Presently, there is no effective treatment for herpes outbreaks. For some people, having the condition has become a normal part of their life. However, this does not have to be this way because there are available alternatives for minimizing the number, extent, and severity of the STD”.

“First, you need to be informed about how to regulate herpes outbreaks. Learning how to do so is vital in preventing herpes to be transmitted to other people. Most of the people with herpes are even unaware of it because there are no symptoms present” .

 

PROOF OF MY BRILLIANCE IN HERPOTOLOGICAL ACADEMICS (Highlighted for your convenience):

 

Related Blogs on herpes

  • Youthline » Blog Archive » Just the Facts: Herpes
  • Don’t Let Herpes Dictate Your Dating Life, The Dating Guide
  • Herpessimplex is ready for Facebook | Mystery Rays from Outer Space
  • Be a Herpes Hottie or Date One… « EVERYTHING BUT THE FURR
  • Home remedy for herpes | TheSpiritualHealth.com
  • Health Blog
  • You may find the complete article at this link: 

     http://colloidal-silvers.com/health/prevent-herpes-outbreaks/

     

    UPDATE:  At the time of this posting, the author is currently working on her next scientific contribution to the classification and embodiment of the sexually transmitted disease genre.  Please look for her next piece of polished brilliance entitled “GENERAL Warts or GENITAL Warts – The Ongoing Debate Amongst Two Classes of Sufferers on Which is Worse to Live With:  Warts all OVER the body or warts only on the genitals.  The author promises to deliver her usual in-depth investigatory piece of magnificance, in the normal pompass manner.  The author reminds all you haters:  Don’t be a SORE LOSER……

    What a loser....he MUST be sore...

    What a loser....he MUST be sore...

     

     

     

      

     

     

     

     

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    6 Comments (+add yours?)

    1. freaksmack
      Jul 06, 2009 @ 01:43:15

      I think I feel a herp ( is herp the singular? you are the expert ) attack coming on now, Oh, no wait, it’s just genital warts… False alarm… False alarm everybody, there’s nothing to see here, just a regular guy with genital worts… Not Herpes, I’ll ghave to go to another blog for treatment.

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      • surveygirl46
        Jul 06, 2009 @ 04:16:40

        Er yes, um….I have yet to collect enough box tops receive my doctorate for genital warts from Colloidal-Silver.Com’s fine team of physician’s. But from what I hear they’re considering me for a clamydia position on their board of directors just as soon as I cough up some more spammer food start on research on said disease. So you’re right, unfortunately you must go to another blog for help at this time …..might I suggest This Old House?

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    2. Ryhen
      Jul 06, 2009 @ 15:56:13

      LMAO… your font and the black background put me on an altered state of consciousness… that’s even better than sex… and safer, if I may add. and oh… the disco thing… haha… killer!!!

      Reply

    3. surveygirl46
      Jul 06, 2009 @ 20:31:20

      I am SO glad you get my brilliance and have come by to pay homage …Oh Jeez…I’m already a pompass ass LOL – Hey did you check the actual advertisement on the link….i almost didn’t post this but was convinced otherwise by a couple of blogger friends. I’m glad I did – I had a blast writing it LOL

      Reply

    4. ClardCewrah
      Jul 11, 2009 @ 10:26:13

      Viagra helps people who receive problems getting erections or keeping erections during sex.

      Reply

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