Be a Herpes Hottie or Date One…

DISCLAIMER AND WARNING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OFFENDED BY CRUDE HUMOR –THIS IS  A HUMOR BLOG -Although some may find this post in bad taste, and they definitely have a right to their opinion; other’s find humor like this perfectly acceptable  to their warped minds and this post is written for especially for them (and myself, of course). 
 If you think that there is any chance you will be offended, do all of us a favor and STOP READING RIGHT NOW AND LEAVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY.  I am sure there is a Jerry Falwell website somewhere in cyberland where “Why Most People Today Are HellBound” is being re-posted with sinners like moi in mind.  You are welcome to bitch and complain about my writing all you want, as long as it’s somewhere else.  

On the other hand, if I have inadvertently used a picture that belongs soley to you, please let me know and I will be  happy to remove it.  To everyone else with a sense of humor who chooses to stay and keep reading – welcome to another post of debauchery.

Too Late Too Call on Our Lord and Savior...
Too Late Too Call on Our Lord and Savior…

 

DID YOU JUST FIND OUT YOU HAVE HERPES?

 

Sorry, Jesus has left the building on this one.  Guess you should have thought things through a little more carefully before last weekend’s Village People Orgy got out of hand!   But don’t worry.  I think I may have found your solution! 

Did you know that there are a bunch of people out in cyberland who not only don’t care if you have herpes, but actually prefer that you have herpes?!  That’s right.  Suddenly having this STD makes you super sexy and in demand for some hot and sweaty penicillin-infused Nights!   Finding this hard to believe?  Well, I did too, but just take a look at what’s out there for YOU NOW!!  You’ll be POSITIVELY estatic!!!

Look at all these POSITIVE single people!

Look at all these POSITIVE single people!

Don’t be alarmed if the the picture looks a little blurry to you; herpes can do that to your eyesight sometimes.  Just relax, take a look at the happy faces of these herped-over men and women, and see for yourself if what I’m trying to sell you doesn’t merit a closer look!
 
Why is this woman so happy?

Hey Girl..I just got some great news from my doctor..Yep, I'm POSITIVE...

Hey Girl..I just got some great news from my doctor..Yep, I'm POSITIVE...

This woman is happy because NOW she can officially join sites like Positive Singles Dating Site and Clinic!  The only dating site where it’s more than OK that you’re  POSITIVE because we POSITIVELY LOVE HERPES!  Just look at all the infected couples in love!

John and Marge Marshall - Happily married with dual-herpes for one year!

John and Marge Marshall - Happily married with dual-herpes for one year!

John and Marge Marshall met the first week that both of them had signed up for membership.  John had been infected with herpes from a guy-guy “experiment gone wrong in college” and  had trouble holding on to relationships, while poor Marge had found out the hard way only a week before he left her  broke and itchy,  that her husband liked crack-addicted hookers.  Well it was love at first sight when Positive Singles hooked these two up, and they’ve been publically breaking out into song, dance, and sores together, ever since.  Still not convinced?  Read on…

Total Years Infected Between Them 8, Dating for 2 Years and STILL IN LOVE!

Total Years Infected Between Them 8, Dating for 2 Years and STILL IN LOVE!

These lovebirds are obviously very into each other…and each other’s herpes!

This couple too!

Mark and Tina Mason are planning to go on their first Herpes Cruise To The Bahamas In August!

And This Couple!

Ron and Gloria Chu are planning to be wed next spring..At Positive Single's New York based Clinic!!

We hope you’ll give us a call and sign up for membership! 

There’s a special infected someone (or several if you’re the kind that likes variety) waiting just for you!

Smile and Say CHEEEEESY....

Smile and Say CHEEEEESY....

Donna, Rhonda, Rick, Casi and Steve say, “Come join us!” ” We’re adding new members daily and just like our sores, our membership is spreading out of control!”

Join Positive Singles Dating Site and Clinics and start spreading your love today!

 

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13 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. FreakSmack
    Jun 20, 2009 @ 05:20:57

    Sign me up, I may not be eligible because I don’t have the herp, hep, clap, hiv, or gono, (not even a crab in sight) but I sure do love dirty girls!

    Reply

  2. surveygirl46
    Jun 20, 2009 @ 05:44:45

    This may be the kind of dirt you’re not used to though!!! LOL

    Reply

  3. thinkinfyou
    Jun 20, 2009 @ 23:00:46

    What if you aren’t infected,but have an uncontrollable desire to pick at someone else’s sores. They have yet to create a support group for pus lovers around the world.

    Reply

  4. surveygirl46
    Jun 21, 2009 @ 00:16:31

    Sore Losers.com?

    Reply

  5. Mr C
    Jun 21, 2009 @ 23:28:57

    Haha I wonder if they pick eachothers genital herpes too!?

    Thinkinofyou was on the right track.

    This is disgusting sg46! Lol

    Reply

    • surveygirl46
      Jun 21, 2009 @ 23:36:13

      What’s even MORE disgusting is that we continue to read things like this and laugh at their disgustingness LOL

      Reply

  6. LisaNYC
    Jun 22, 2009 @ 16:39:22

    ROFL! “SoreLosers.com” Hilarious, and great post!

    Reply

  7. surveygirl46
    Jun 22, 2009 @ 16:44:28

    Glad you liked it:) Can’t wait for the next Scott article!!

    Reply

  8. surveygirl46
    Jun 25, 2009 @ 04:19:15

    I just had to let this piece of spam in, after all it could prevent outbreaks during the all-important bedroom scene!!

    Reply

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